Chaos Splatener Empinekin III

= Quotes =
 * "Can I interest you in a rubber duck?"
 * "I wouldn't want him to reveal the rubber ducks inside of me"
 * "Ah, yes, a child."
 * "I guess any meat is a corpse"
 * "The special occasion is food."
 * "Denim is... cotton, but weirder."
 * "I was a little too busy looking at eggs."
 * "We shall not lick toads."
 * "The two constants of this world -- licking things and ziplock bags."
 * (When Atri wears Chaos as a goop suit) "I even gave you a hole to breathe."
 * "It's-a me! A-not Alex!"
 * "Men can not live on banana alone."
 * "I left my corpse at Wendla's house :/"
 * "I HAVE A S O U L"
 * *does jazz hands while presenting the dead body of Dahlia*
 * "Sometimes ya gotta sleep it off forever."
 * "You always need a spare body!"
 * [Chaos and Demarii mention finding shelter at the same time] Chaos: Same brainwave!! Demarii: Oh no, you must've lost IQ points Chaos: Oh, I was trying to compliment you, but I guess
 * "Baby is a state of mind."
 * "There are many birds."
 * "Let's put that as, like, Plan S for 'Sizzle will preferably stay alive and another plan will have worked before he gets the chance to die."
 * (Referring to themself melted in a puddle) "...Do you like my spa"
 * "I'm a goopy goop. I goop sometimes. Like now. Boop!"
 * "mmphpghghghhjfdjgjfd... whomst'd've summoned me"
 * Chaos: Ah... Ahh... aHH-CHOOWHATTHEFUCKWASTHAT Krakle: You've never sneezed before? Chaos: IS THAT WHAT SNEEZING FEELS LIKE WHAT THE F U C K
 * "Oh nooooo, looks like I'm reverting to my gelatinous cube instincts! Oh no!" *absorbs Krakle's hand*
 * "No <3"
 * "Prestidigitation motherfucker!!!!"
 * "Oh no she is dead someone call an ambulance. (Crest that's your cue!)"
 * "I am so distressed. I am crying real tears." *takes out a vial of lobster tears and lets a few drops fall*
 * Chaos: What part of the ocean were you born in? Crest:The middle. Chaos:So in the 'e'? Crest: Yeah, how'd you know? Chaos:Careful calculations and many many hypotheses all written out and connected by yarn on a corkboard